The Earth has exploded.

Long Island has been launched in to outer space.

Sorry, we keep saying that we are going to get an About page up, but… well, this isn’t really a proper page is it? I mean not when compared to our glorious Archive page.

Here is the short version. Captain Long Island is the blond guy with a blowout and vaguely defined super powers. MFA is the guy who looks like a troll (when Eastin drwas him). He is working on an MFA degree, hence the name. The Seagull… he’s a talking a seagull.

MINI FAQ: How is there still air?

ANSWER: There just is.