With this strip we really wanted to ask the hard questions about body issues, gender roles, and gender rolls. Did we find any answers? Well, I can tell you this. When you are drawing butts and boobs for hours at a time they cease to exist as discrete objects signifying sex and just turn into meaningless, formless circles and shapes.

Eastin put it best when he said, “it’s like drawing eggs.”

Although, I guess that is itself a kind of gendered statement.

So during all the football yesterday, I kept seeing trailers for the movie Safehouse. I am not going to link to it because it honestly looks pretty terrible, but I think if there were ever to be a live-action Spaceship Long Island, and you put a little bit of gel in his hair, and bulked him up, Ryan Reynolds would make for a superb Captain Long Island.