The joke is really on Maine because it exploded along with the rest of the Earth back on page two . Still, Lunch, or The Lobster Roll, makes the best lobster salad and lobster roll anywhere. Some people feature more lobster in their rolls, but take note posers, you can cram in all the lobster you want, it doesn’t matter if the salad component isn’t tasty!

And for the record, the fried puffers might be even better than the lobster roll.